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How Mark Twain won a hat. "I'll bet a new hat I can invent a question that a dozen men will return the same answer to." said Mark Twain casually as he was lounging in a smoking car on the New York Central, some time since. "I'll take that." Said a Canadian publisher, who had just made it up with the author after the two had gotten all the free advertising they could out of a threatened libel suit. "Produce your question." "It is this," said Twain. "Have you heard that Smith is dead?" The Judges went through the whole train, and every man, woman and child who was asked the question replied: "What Smith?" Twain wears the hat – the largest size known to the trade – for his head enlarged considerably after that triumph. A certain minister was preaching a sermon on the prodigal son. He took as his text, "And when he came to himself." "We have here, brethren," said he, "an instance of the wonderful depth of the meaning there is in Scripture. We see how low the unprincipled young individual had fallen. ‘When he came to himself. What does it mean? Well, look at home. What do we do when our money's gone, and we have no credit? What do we turn to? The pawn shop. So did he. First his coat would go. He might live a week on that. Then his waistcoat. That wouldn't serve him long. Lastly, his shirt would follow; and – ah! Then my friends ‘he came to himself." He couldn't pawn himself, and so he went home to his father. Clara Morris, in her address to the Women's Congress at the World's Fair, closed her eloquent effort with the following lines directed to those who seem admission to the great temple of dramatic art: "And now my last words. I speak to those whose eyes my eyes have never met, whose hands my hands have never pressed – to the actresses of the future. I exact one promise; when you stand upon the threshold of that great temple take upon yourselves this vow – whether within you win fame and a name, or whether you serve in some outer court, when all is done leave upon its pure alter the white flower of a blameless life." Emil G. Lerch, Solo Pianist. Address, 203 S. Eleventh Street or Winter & Harper, 902 Second Street. Lessons given. A. H. Harris Boston Pharmacy, Toilet Articles, Perfumery, Sponges, Chamois, Skins, etc. Prescriptions a Speciality. New York Building, 706 Second St. Tel. 173. The finest 25c Dinner in the city at Russell Coffee House Corner Third and Cherry Street, opposite the Theatre. R. I. Dodds, Proprietor. Mr. Furuya direct importer of Japanese Goods. Porcelain, Bronze, Cloissonne Ware, Fans, Tea, Screens, Carvings, Japanese Curiosities, Silk Goods, Paper Napkins, Lacqured Ware. 303 Yesler av., near 2d. P. O. Box 1608. Novelty Mill Co. Patent. Excellent flour manufactured at Seattle Wash. "Three Blind Mice" – A Fascinating Puzzle. The latest candidate for public favour has just been brought out. It is called "Three Blind Mice" and possesses great elements of fascination. The puzzle consists of a shallow box about seven inches square, in the centre of which is a realistic three-hole mouse trap. Three life-like little mice of papier-mache are furnished with the puzzle, and these being placed in the bottom of the box the problem is to run each one into a separate hole in the trap. The operation looks simple, but the mice are strangely agile and perverse. They wander around in the most erratic mouse-like way, and are as hard to corner as the live animal. The secret of their locomotive powers lies in their construction. They are extremely light in themselves, but inside of each and partially projecting through the bottom is a laden bullet about a quarter of an inch in calibre. This bullet is placed toward the forward end of the mouse which really rests on it, the after part trailing and acting as a rudder. The mice run over the bottom of the box with the utmost freedom, but seem to have an aversion for the trap. The top of the box is handsomely lithographed in illustration of the story of the "Three Blind Mice," who through lack of wisdom, "all took after the farmer's wife." In consequence of which she "cut off their tails with a carving knife." It doesn't do to take up the Three Blind Mice Puzzle unless you have some time at your disposal, for it is difficult to put it down again until all the mice are safely in the trap. Be sure to get one of them. For sale at the Golden Rule Bazaar. E. Love Co. 902 to 908 Front Street. Ice Cream Soda Pure Fruit Juices. Quick Drug Co. Open after the Theatre. 704 Front Street. Shirts to Order Queen City Shirt Factory. Practical Shirtmakers. Fine dress shirts a speciality. 820 Bond Street. Program – Prince of Morocco – Mr. Tyars, Salanio – Mr. Lacy, Salarino – Mr. Harvey, Gratiano – Mr. F. Cooper, Lorenzo – Mr. Clarence Hague, Tubal – Launcelot Gobbo – Mr. S. Johnson, Old Gobbo – Mr. Reynolds, Gaoler – Mr. Graham, Leonardo – Mr. Marion, Balthazar – Mr. Lorriss, Stephano – Mr. Belmore, Clerk of the Court – Mr. Tabb, Nerissa – Miss Kate Phillihs, Jessica – Miss Coleridge and Portia – Miss Ellen Terry. Stage Manaher – Mr. H. J. Loveday, Treasurer – Mr. C. Howson, Acting Manager – Mr. Bram Stoker, for Mr. Irving. Union Ice Company. Cor. West and Seneca – Telephone 159. The encore curtains are worthy of note, made of imported plush, with gold applique, by Pacific Carpet Co. O.E. Pettis & Co., Weber Pianos, 1008 Front St. Piper's Ice Cream Parlors and Candy Store. 804 Second St. Colonial Block. Richville's Book and Art Store. Art Goods and Artists Materials. A Large Stock of New Etchings Just Received. 705 Second Street.